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lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members





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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”





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bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

bikinipowerbottom:

im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it





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Daily Spin Class Only Thing Keeping Mom From Driving Car Full Of Kids Into Ocean

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Daily Spin Class Only Thing Keeping Mom From Driving Car Full Of Kids Into Ocean





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caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones





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waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

son sit down literally everybody gets it

offendedstraightboy:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

son sit down literally everybody gets it




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Night Of Uninterrupted Deep Sleep Really Throws Man’s Day Off

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Night Of Uninterrupted Deep Sleep Really Throws Man’s Day Off